Should I go pro?
No. If you have to ask a bunch of strangers on a message board, you don’t have the self reliance needed to be a professional player.
I’m 12 years old and going to Vegas with my parents next month. Are there any poker rooms that won’t card me?
None of them will until you try to cash out.
Do I suck?
Yes.
What’s the best online poker room?
Whichever one you’re playing at. What’s your screen name?
Do you play this any differently?
Depends.
Do I have to pay taxes on my poker winnings?
No. Just renounce your citizenship and move to a county that has no personal income tax.
Is online poker rigged?
Did I miss any bets here with a flopped full house?
Yes. You should have roshambo’d the dude for $50 on the river.
What’s the best book to learn poker?
Harry Potter and the Rivered Flush
Am I a fish?
Yes.
How long can a bad run last?
Forever
Who’s the hottest female poker player?
Your mom.