You know, there used to be a page here, but I got tired of everybody reading my web page and then using my secrets against me. I wish I had never written the damn book, but at least I can get rid of the doggone web site.
Note to Broomcorn’s Uncle. Don’t be so timid, click something already.
(Sorry I can’t do vernacular, you get the idea. – FNJ)
That’s hilarious. I liked the Sklansky one and the Negraneu one. The Scotty Nguyen one was VERY obvious, although it’s kind of obligatory you make one, baby.
if you do a volume 2 i’d like to make some requests:
paul phillips: makes fun of the hellmuth page
lederer: super analysis of motivation that led to clicking
the crew: “we’re going to take over the 404 world!”
vvp: “putting the twigs and branches over a regular page, trapping the surferinto clicking. now show tunes are going off in the surfer’s head”
Doyle’s Page.
You know, there used to be a page here, but I got tired of everybody reading my web page and then using my secrets against me. I wish I had never written the damn book, but at least I can get rid of the doggone web site.
Note to Broomcorn’s Uncle. Don’t be so timid, click something already.
(Sorry I can’t do vernacular, you get the idea. – FNJ)
That’s hilarious. I liked the Sklansky one and the Negraneu one. The Scotty Nguyen one was VERY obvious, although it’s kind of obligatory you make one, baby.
Good stuff.
Hysterical!
Great stuff Bill!
How about Sklansky, version 2:
“This web page isn’t here. Do you see why? I’ll let others elaborate.”
The contest is over. Bill wins.
Bill Fillmaff: You + Internet Surfing = Suck
oh my – too damn funny.
I like your thinking Franklin!
Too funny…great one, Bill
nicely done.
if you do a volume 2 i’d like to make some requests:
paul phillips: makes fun of the hellmuth page
lederer: super analysis of motivation that led to clicking
the crew: “we’re going to take over the 404 world!”
vvp: “putting the twigs and branches over a regular page, trapping the surferinto clicking. now show tunes are going off in the surfer’s head”
What a great way to wake up 🙂 Loved them all but Daniel is 100% on the button!
Hilarious! I”m glad I put my coffee down before reading.
(i hope this posts instead of getting ‘security code invalid’ again, sigh)
That cracked me up!